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Hey let's party
Let's get down
Let's turn the radio on
This is the meltdown.

This is how it beginns..
..but not how it ends.


Roll Up !

Roll Up !

Come See The Greatest Show On Earth

Prepare to be amazed
Prepare to be dazzled
Spread the word, Tell Your Friends and Family
Say goodbye to life as you know it,
The Dive Train is in town and the next stop is Oblivion!

"Ah waiter, a Dubonnet with a twist and a Baily's 'n Tizer for the lady please.."
The lovely Ally, elegant under pressure but capable of some surprisingly strong language!

"You must be out of your goddamn mind! Joe Lewis was the greatest boxer that ever lived! He was better than Cassius Clay he was better than Sugar Ray he better than who that new boy looks like a bulldog wassisname Mike Tyson he better than him too."
Dickie: What about Rocky Marciano?
Penny: Oh there they go there they go every time I talk about boxing you gotta bring Rocky Marciano up let me tell you something once and for all Rocky Marciano was good but compared to Joe Lewis Rocky Marciano aint shit!
Dickie: Well he beat Joe Lewis..
Penny: Joe Lewis was seventy five years old when they fought!
Dickie: I don’t know how old he was but he got his arse kicked..
Penny: Joe Lewis came out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano and the man was seventy six years old Joe Lewis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time One time, Frank Sinatra came to see me and he sat right where you’re sitting and I said Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis, just between me and you how old is Joe Lewis and you know what Frank told me? He said hey, Joe Lewis is a hundred and thirty seven years old, a hundred and thirty seven years old!
Dickie: No way, you’ve never met Frank Sinatra?!

The Rossmeister, when you've got it, you've got it.

Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll

  Can anyone see where Paul's left hand is?    
Lord have mercy, the best reason to dive there could possibly be.
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